Street Oysters

One mans shit is another man sweet. You can get 'em while they're hot but they are best served chilled and washed down with a bottle of Trampagne (Frosty Jack).

Stiffin Tiffin

It's been a while since I blogged so it is more than adequate that the subject matter for this post is a childish, immature humour based 8 inch edible cock and balls. This is the last day and post of 2012. Happy New Year.

Nibble, button or seam

I invented a game. It's one of my favourite games, it was created while watching the lunchtime news but essentually it can be played anywhere and it can be played on your own. The basis of the game is that when you are watching the tv and there is a lady presenter you have to call out if you think her clothing is revealing a , button, nipple or seam. Pretty simple rules and is a very easy game to play in cold weather. I made these meringnes for the ladies in work, just so i could her some of them say, 'nipple'.......i know, seriously, I'm that immature. To prove that point I was giggling as i poured the single cream over the boob.

I invented a game. It's one of my favourite games, it was created while watching the lunchtime news but essentially it can be played anywhere and it can be played on your own.

Food

I was busy trying to create my traditional, 'hell of a weener' and I just couldn't get the 3 foot long, sponge monster to turn out the way I wanted so I had to resort to thinking up some other scary halloween food.

This is what i came up with and if you're a guy there can be few scarier sights.........I named this, 'Eaten out a bloody mess'.

Mega fast, mega expensive bike

Chris Hoy is a beast. I went to the Manchester velodrome the other week and his training bike, (hence the Sugino 75') was on display. £100, 000!!!!

Fast bike

This bike is pretty famous, it was ridden by Chris Boardman, breaking various records or winning medals. It was designed by Lotus Engineering. It was ground breaking and roughly cost £15,000.
There were a few of these bikes made, this one is on display, with a portion on the track Chris beat the hour record on in The Liverpool Museum.

3 Peaks Cyclocross

The 3 Peaks Cyclocross race, even on paper seems like a daunting task. It's a slightly crazy race that requires all competitors to carry a survival bag and whistle and one that only the English could make into part of it's cycling culture. Riders become obsessed with the training for it, the technical side of bike sets up and then the actual riding, running, walking of the Yorkshire fells.
This year was the 50th year of the race and it was easily the worst weather and conditions for the last 31 years. I went along as a support rider for Yani. It's a pretty grim day for everyone, the cold winds and relentless, sometimes horizontal rain just weren't creating a fun day. The riders came off the fells and looked like soaked warriors with very few smiles. I managed to met Yani at the base of each peak, gave him a bottle and off he rode to tackle knee deep peat bogs, 50mph winds on the top of the peaks, flooded roads with slippery cattle grids and groin deep water. It's no wonder that by the time we made it back to the car he had mild hypothermia.
Yani finished in a more than adequate 227 position out of the 512 finishers, approx. 700 started.

You need to check out the history, route and the reports of the race, especially photos and video of the 2012 race.