Bike Karma gone wrong

A few weeks ago in work, a bike was stolen from the bikeshed. Someone gave chase and the robbing scallies threw the bike into the Mersey. I went home, took down my washing line, got a basket and went back to the Mersey and with another bit of rope and abit of luck, I managed to fish the bike back out. Pretty stoked about that so I was hoping for some good bike karma.
I recently changed the set up on my road bike, raised the stem and bars and stuff to see if it helped with my neck, so I was starting to use it and was getting used to riding it.
Someone in work had offered me some free physio treatment on my neck at a local College. That was too good an offer to give up. I rode to the college and locked up my bike to the rack. Birkenhead is sketchy at the best of times, so I took off my lights and pump just in case some knob thought it may have been funny to take them.
An hour later I came out to find my bike and a few others were gone. So the treatment was free but it had cost me a grand. Not stoked, that's got to be reverse karma?
I went back into the College to report it. Then they tell me the CCTV cameras aren't on, 'great' and then the security guy tells me, 'oh well, we had quite a few cars broken into last week'

Art. 'Got the time on yer cock'? Cock Clock.

This really started off after getting a load of cheap clocks from Ikea, some I just stickered up and gave away and then I tried to think of something were the centre could become part of a painting. There were a few different versions before I finally 'came' upon this idea. I liked this idea and always wanted to get it screenprinted and sell them, I showed someone who said, I'd be the only person in the world who'd hang that up in their house. This definatley didn't qualify to be hung up in my workplace.
Anyway, use this post as a reminder to set your COCKS forward an hour. Spring has sprung, the sap is rising.
Art. Cock Clock.

Art. 3 Hearts

I know I've posted this before on Valentine's Day but I think it is one of the best, simplest designs that gets an effective point across.
3 Hearts.

Art. Girl lines

Not to exciting, a few simple lines from top to bottom of the canvas. A classic pose.

Art. Black n White Girl.

This actually started out as a bit of a pattern of just black and white and eventually merged into a nude chick. It was also hung up in work for quite awhile, obviously cos it was less abstract, lacked colour and was more suggestive than rude.
Just look at the length of her neck. One word, giraffe.

Art. Curved Girl.

This was one of a series of five and to my amazement someone actually bought four of them. Some people just have no taste.
Curved Girl.

Art. Girl

Nice wavy hair.