Dick Armageddan, The Revenge of Ben Hardon

This is probably the longest it ever took me to finish a painting. It was originally sub titled, 'The Search for Ben Hardon'. By the time I'd finished it he'd been found in a cinderblock compound, killed by Navy seal ninja's and dumped in the sea somewhere.

The Hardon has gone but still Cities live in terror of avenging Hardon's and Dick-zilla's. We need to be alert to Global Dick-terrorism. Keep a jap's eye out for Weapons of Masterbation.

LoLz GoGo Laffin

It's always going to be a lolathon with old torn face GoGo. He was in Chester offending his work colleagues so I went to meet him. It's the law that when in Chester you have to go riding with Owain Clegg so that's what we did.
The last time I was at the Boneyard was 13 years ago and GoGo was there puffing his cheeks out and hitting up 189's. Some things haven't changed in that time, like some of GoGo's tricks, the Boneyard ramp set up and how slick Owain is blasting about the place.

Who else do you know that that has had a cat named after him and rocks a Backside Boneless, quarter pipe power mower and 540 kickturns.
Team Sano!