Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Bike Karma gone wrong

A few weeks ago in work, a bike was stolen from the bikeshed. Someone gave chase and the robbing scallies threw the bike into the Mersey. I went home, took down my washing line, got a basket and went back to the Mersey and with another bit of rope and abit of luck, I managed to fish the bike back out. Pretty stoked about that so I was hoping for some good bike karma.
I recently changed the set up on my road bike, raised the stem and bars and stuff to see if it helped with my neck, so I was starting to use it and was getting used to riding it.
Someone in work had offered me some free physio treatment on my neck at a local College. That was too good an offer to give up. I rode to the college and locked up my bike to the rack. Birkenhead is sketchy at the best of times, so I took off my lights and pump just in case some knob thought it may have been funny to take them.
An hour later I came out to find my bike and a few others were gone. So the treatment was free but it had cost me a grand. Not stoked, that's got to be reverse karma?
I went back into the College to report it. Then they tell me the CCTV cameras aren't on, 'great' and then the security guy tells me, 'oh well, we had quite a few cars broken into last week'

Saturday, 26 March 2011

Art. 'Got the time on yer cock'? Cock Clock.

This really started off after getting a load of cheap clocks from Ikea, some I just stickered up and gave away and then I tried to think of something were the centre could become part of a painting. There were a few different versions before I finally 'came' upon this idea. I liked this idea and always wanted to get it screenprinted and sell them, I showed someone who said, I'd be the only person in the world who'd hang that up in their house. This definatley didn't qualify to be hung up in my workplace.
Anyway, use this post as a reminder to set your COCKS forward an hour. Spring has sprung, the sap is rising.
Art. Cock Clock.

Friday, 25 March 2011

Art. 3 Hearts

I know I've posted this before on Valentine's Day but I think it is one of the best, simplest designs that gets an effective point across.
3 Hearts.

Art. Girl lines

Not to exciting, a few simple lines from top to bottom of the canvas. A classic pose.

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Art. Black n White Girl.

This actually started out as a bit of a pattern of just black and white and eventually merged into a nude chick. It was also hung up in work for quite awhile, obviously cos it was less abstract, lacked colour and was more suggestive than rude.
Just look at the length of her neck. One word, giraffe.

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

Art. Curved Girl.

This was one of a series of five and to my amazement someone actually bought four of them. Some people just have no taste.
Curved Girl.

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Art. Girl

Nice wavy hair.

Monday, 21 March 2011

Art. Him and Her

Straight forward, just a few colours.

Sunday, 20 March 2011

Art. His and Hers

Another set that never made it.
A firey pair of His and Hers.

Saturday, 19 March 2011

Art. His and Hers Lines

So these are pretty simple line paintings and not so colourful but apparently still too rude and not that subtle.
His and Hers Line Paintings.

Friday, 18 March 2011

Art. His and Hers

Again, nice colours, abstract but still too rude.
His and Hers

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Art. The Insertion

It's abstract, it's colourful and it's still too rude.
The Insertion.

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Art. Flowers.

A lady I work with had been asking if I had any new, colourful artwork to hang in her office. I said all my colourful stuff was probably too abstract and the subject matter a bit too rude for the walls. She keep asking for it, 'if it's abstract it won't look obviously rude, so bring it in, how rude can it be?'
Anyway, she deemed it all too obvious and all too rude for her office. on a plus side, she did like the colours.
Cock flower. Fanny flower.

Sunday, 13 March 2011

Public Service Announcement

For the next few weeks/posts are probably going to have nothing to do with riding anything. I still can't ride my bike anyway.

Royal Cock

Everytime I walk past the Law Courts in Liverpool I can't help but laugh at the side view of Queen Vic.......with her big cock and orb.

Friday, 11 March 2011

Photos is easy

Free Worldwide travel, free stuff, hanging out with the great and the good of the BMX scene, seeing your work published and getting paid for it. Everything seems pretty easy with this job, what can be so hard about pressing a button? Everything is digital now so you don't even need to be technically gifted and worried whether or not that 'shot' will come out how you hoped. Luckily, Dig phographer, Ricky knows his stuff in every format and still loves developing film.
I guess what they don't tell you that alot of the time you're lying for a good while on the freezing floor and then you have to lug a huge heavy bag, full of expensive equipment hoping that you're not going to get mugged for it.

Thursday, 10 March 2011

I got Issues

I was going through my collection of Digs when I came across this gem. What is the definition of this? A3 Flyer, leaflet, pamphlet, document, issue?

Wednesday, 9 March 2011

BSD sweatshirt

I'm old skool me. I remember when BSD was just some videos and t-shirts and monkeyboy was the raddest rider.
I'm also a total meff who is too tight to buy new clothes. 20 year old sweatshirts just don't look so good anymore. I hope Grant sees this and send me stuff new stuff, size Med. Thanks.

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Pancake Tuesday. Meat Is Murder.

Tonight I had my first attempt at making pancakes. I made some with a sachet mix and some from scratch. For someone who spends a fair amount of time masturbating aswell as masticating , sometimes, even at the same time I was very disappointed with my wrist action when it came to the flipping. Never mind, cos as I was doing that Gizzy was busy flipping a mouse he'd caught around the kitchen.