Art. Flowers.

A lady I work with had been asking if I had any new, colourful artwork to hang in her office. I said all my colourful stuff was probably too abstract and the subject matter a bit too rude for the walls. She keep asking for it, 'if it's abstract it won't look obviously rude, so bring it in, how rude can it be?'
Anyway, she deemed it all too obvious and all too rude for her office. on a plus side, she did like the colours.
Cock flower. Fanny flower.