Haro Master

Spotted this bike being paraded around Chester like a trophy by some Superdry/Henleys wearing tit. It was an amazing bike, totally accurate as a BMX museum piece, but all I could think about the owner was, 'You've got too much money and an ebay account, but it still can't buy you your youth back'.

Peter Crouch's New Bike

Here's Peter Crouch's new bike. And it's not an 800 quid prostitute.

The Break Down

"Why Am I Wet?"

Rolled into Biarritz not knowing where to stay. After dark and a few glasses of wine we curled up on a cosy bit of concrete and woke up on our own beach side balcony.

Flying home in pissy cycling shorts. It's a bug's life.

Our Cycle Holiday Was Better Than Yours

Art. Shiny stuff in Bilbau.

Basket Case

It looks ace and it works even better.
Gabe was the Pizza delivery boy.

Our Cycle Holiday Was Better Than Yours

Cos we're like Westwood, 'hangin' with the big dogz'